Whatever you do…

Don’t go to Miami!

I am telling you right now, if you go to Miami during the Super Bowl you will get ripped off. But since you already bought a ticket then I suggest you listen to another exciting episode of Me, Mikeself and I to guide you through that city.

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Dos (Ep 92) : Welcome to Miami

Wait, there’s more. Here’s a list of shows where I will be Headlining

Jan 23rd- Tilted Mash in Elk Grove

Jan 24th- Carson City Comedy Club, Nevada

Jan 25th-Hard Rock Casino, Lake Tahoe

Jan 27th- Mannheim Social Club, Brentwood

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New Podcast Episode and Upcoming Shows!

This is my new hero, local celebrity and artist Mario Schamer. Mario was at the comedy show for New Years Eve and he had an amazing time. He has a beautiful laughter that I will never forget.

To hear more about Mario, NYE show and much much more please click the link below to listen to my new podcast episode:

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Uno: I did my time.

WAIT THERE’S MORE!

Tonight I am Headlining at Ralston’s Goat in Modesto

HOLD ON THERE IS MORE!

JANUARY 13TH : I am headlining at Folsom Hotel

We are not done yet.

January 16th I am hosting the Punchline Sacramento Showcase. You don’t want to miss this show, it has an amazing line up. 100 years of comedy under one roof for one night only!

New Year. New Decade. New podcast episode and I am Headlining New Years Eve!

Happy New Year everyone!

I wish each and everyone of you a very safe and Happy New Years. Please do not drink and drive, it’s stupid and the cops will be out the prowl during New Years Eve. But I’m sure someone that you know is going to feel confident in believing they are sober and will drive home that night. If that happens and they get arrested, don’t answer their phone calls but send them my exciting new episode of Me, Mikeself and I.

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa (Ep 90): Happy New Year!

This is a sure fire I-told- you-so episode, I also talk how I made my kids earn their Christmas gift.

Enjoy!

Speaking of New Years Eve…..

I am Headlining New Years Eve at the Campbell Theater in Martinez!

Featuring will be Susan Maletta and Jimmy Earll

Hosted by Bob Johnston

Get your tickets now because they are going fast:

Click here for tickets to 7pm show

Click here for tickets to 10pm show

Have a safe and Happy New Year! Don’t be stupid. Don’t drink and drive!

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New podcast episode, new video and a comedy show!

She was an on air personality for V103 Rock, show promoter, free lance writer, kick ass mom, token lesbian(her words) and she is a long time listener and supporter to this podcast, Myki Angeline!

Myki and I had a great time talking about her life, parenting, the art of radio, and her hilarious lesbian sexual encounter. Oh and we got a chance to karaoke’d Def Leppards “Pour Some Sugar On Me”

Enjoy!

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Nueve: Icy Hot

Wait….there’s more…….

Mike’s Impressions

Ep 2: Nick Nolte from Tropic Thunder

Check out the original footage. You gotta love Nick Nolte

One more thing…… This Sunday, December 22nd I will be performing at Sacramento Punchline. Come out and have fun with us as we celebrate Christmas!

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NEW podcast episode, videos and live shows!

Insert Elvis’s voice-

“ Hey there pretty mama. I know times can be tough during the holiday season. But just listen to the king and always remember that you will have Mike Betancourt to entertain you. He has a new podcast episode and it’s burning fire, I mean jailhouse rocks funny. This new episode is so good, it’ll make you want to shoot your television set. Hunk a hunk of burning love.”

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Ocho: Rest In Preach

Tonight Mike has a show at the Sacramento Punchline.

If you can’t make that show, he will be back at the Punchline Sunday December 22nd.

Wait, wait. Not done yet pretty mama. You need to check out this hilarious video

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NEW Episode of Me, Mikeself and I. Please read!

I am very proud to say that Me, Mikeself and I was recorded LIVE at 101.5 K-Hits studio!

In this episode I interviewed my friend, Comedian Nick Larson. We talk about comedy, his photography business, Kapernick and we do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage VS Huell Howser.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Sies: In The Nick Of Time

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NEW PODCAST EPISODE- Make Thanksgiving-Thanksgiving Again!

Why do we forget about Thanksgiving? Why is Christmas now a two month long holiday? What were my shows like this past weekend in Santa Rosa and Fort Bragg?

All those questions are answered in this weeks episode of

Me, Mikeself and I.

Click Here for Episode Ochenta Cinco: Make Thanksgiving-Thanksgiving Again

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Halloween with Beetlejuice!

Hola Amigos!

It’s your favorite ghost with the most who the host of Me, Mikeself and I. In this episode you’re going to get a in depth look of who I am as a ghost, my thoughts on Halloween and how I feel about climate change.

Trust the B-man, you’ll love this episode.

It’s showtime…..

Episode Ochenta Tres: Halloween with Beetlejuice

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Congratulations to Sac Republic FC

Sac Republic is now in Major League Soccer!

For 7 years they have been working towards this (NO PUN INTENDED) goal. Day in and day out they have been winning and structuring a team to build a huge community. Granted I have never been to a game but I have always heard amazing things about this team. And now I must become a fan which is why I am calling all Sac Republic fans to teach me everything about this team. Am I jumping on the bandwagon? Hell yea! But what great wagon to jump on.

Sac Republic becoming part of Major League Soccer is great for the youth. I already see kids everywhere playing soccer, having fun and not glued to their screens. Maybe soccer will finally get the respect it deserves in America like it does around the world.

It will get the respect it deserves but after what my friend told me, there might be a tiny setback. My friend got an email from the head coach of his kids soccer league with new rules. Are you ready for the new rules? Here. We . Go.

RULE # 1

Soccer Players are no longer allowed to warm up before games because they will be too tired to play.

RULE #2

Coaches are not allowed to yell at players during games and practices.

Stupid right? Don’t worry, I am way ahead of you because I already have my opinion about these rules in this weeks episode of Me, Mikeself and I.

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Dos: Shh, don’t yell.

And finally, I will be Headlining in Modesto this Friday October 25th.

Click here for Tickets: Comedy At The Post

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The backstory to Comedy at The Post.

Hello Modesto!

I am coming back to Headline for one night only at The Post, October 25th. What’s great about this show is that I get to work with some of my favorite comedian friends, such as your host Roman Guzman. I met Roman about 4 years ago at a comedy show. He was sitting in the audience watching me deal with a very drunk heckler who was upset at a pre- season football game. Who cares about pre-season? You can hear more about Roman and his journey in my new podcast episode.

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Uno: Eating nachos in my chonies!

This will be my first time working with Shari Savage and watching her comedy video says enough. She is hilarious.

Click here to see Shari’s Comedy

Danielle Arce is very funny! I got a chance to work with her a few months ago at my Top Dog Comedy Show. She crushed it then and I am sure she is going to crush it again.

Click here to see Danielle Arce’s Comedy

Nick Larson! I’ve worked with Nick numerous times and it’s always fun working with him. I am glad he is going to be on this show.

Click here to listen to me and Nick as Macho Man Randy Savage vs Huell Howser.

Well there you have it, the line up and back story to Comedy at The Post. It’s going to be a lot of fun and I can’t wait for us to laugh together.

Click here to purchase tickets : Comedy at The Post.

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The Legend of Bruce Lee!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

MikeNouncements!

It’s time for another exciting episode of Me, Mikeself and I. In this episode I talk about my interaction with a lazy sales associate at the At&t store. I finally got a chance to see the movie Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and it was fantastic, I talk about the “controversial” scene with Bruce Lee vs Cliff Booth(Brad Pitt).

Click here to listen to Episode Setenta Ocho: The Legend Of Bruce Lee

WAIT… THERE’S MORE!

This Friday and Saturday, I am very excited to be Headlining in Yreka and Weed. Featuring for me will be Dustin Wood.

Do not miss these shows!

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It's almost time for Top Dog Comedy!

That's right! Top Dog Comedy is almost here and I can't wait. This will be our 3rd show and it's going to be fun because it's the 209 Invasion!

Whenever you mention the area code 209, people immediately think of drugs, violence and other shady things. What people never expect from the 209 is great comedy. Notice I said ‘great comedy’ and not ‘ehh, ok comedy.’

Saturday August 24th, Dreaming Dog Brewery will be invaded from comedians that live in the 209: Stockton, Ceres, Modesto and Manteca.

Be careful, they call themselves The Deaf Puppies.

Are you scared yet? You shouldn't because it's comedy, relax.

Here's the lineup for the evening:

I will be your host and MC all night, and I can’t wait to see you there.

Special guest comedians:

Roman Guzman: Roman hosts and produces sold out comedy shows in Modesto. He’s also a host on The River 105.5.

Rhoda Ramone: Don't let her bookworm appearance fool ya! She’s sarcastic, witty and fierce. Rhoda is very popular in the Central Valley and when you see her comedy you’ll understand why.

Featuring: He’s the winner of the 2018 Sacramento Comedy Competition, and can be seen on Amazon Prime's Laugh After Dark Season 2 … SAUL TRUJILIO!

And...

Headlining: The Top Dog himself, Deaf Puppy member, Sac and S.F. Punchline favorite, Headliner at Laughs Unlimited and The Gallo for the Arts (Nearly 500 of his Deaf Puppy fans came out to see him!) … ANTHONY K!

WAIT!!! There's more…

World Fare Food Truck will be there as well!

So now you will have Food, Comedy and Beer! Top Dog Comedy with the Deaf Puppies at Dreaming Dog Brewery. It doesn't get more k-9 than that!

Bow Wow Top Doggers! Bow Wow!

Click here to purchase tickets!